Alfie: Class, i’ve got good news and bad news, what do you want?
Jing: The bad news.
Alfie: Well Jing, the good news is that todays History module is ‘Pearl Harbour’ and we all know what that means… IT’S CLASS WARS! Right, okay, so it’s December 7th 1941, we’re in Hawaii at the Military Port, the first thing we’re gonna require is some Americans! Andre you’re Ben Affleck, Joe - Josh Hartnett. Rem Dogg, you’re a tank!
Rem Dogg: Yesss!
Alfie: Next up, i’m gonna need a nurse! Where’s my Beckensale?
Stephen: Please Sir, i’m great with cancer and i know all the words to Beaches!
Alfie: Alright, you can be Beckensale! Now, finally we require a member of the Japanese Imperial Air Force. “The Emperor will be proud of you my lotus flower.”